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Jul 16, 2012

Bad PPV Money In the Bank results

overall 3/10
well Ziggler and Cena are money in the bank (terrible)
Miz returned with a peach fuzz mustache hes a movie star now
Sheamus won then ziggler almost cashed in
Layla, Tamina and Kaitlyn beat Beth Phoenix, Natalya and Eve
Kharma was fired
CM Punk retained in the best match of the night
Undertaker to be at RAW #1000
CM Punk releasing new title belt design at RAW #1000
Kofi and Truth defend vs Hunico and Camacho
Ryback defeats Hawkins and T-Reks
Primo and Epico beat Prime Time

by Match
Preshow
Kofi and Rtruth defeat Hunico and Camacho rating 2/10

#1
WHC MITB Ladder match
contestants: Tyson Kidd, Christian, Santino, Tensai, Ziggler, Sin Cara, and Sandow
winner Ziggler
rating 6/10

#2 WHC Match Sheamus vs Alberto Del Rio
Winner by Braugh Kick Sheamus
ratin 4/10

#3Epico and Primo w/ Rosa vs Prime Time w/ AW w/ Kofi and Truth on commentary
winner by Rollup Primo and Epico w/ Rosa
ratin 3/10

#4 CM Punk vs Daniel Bryan w/ AJ referee
very brutal match very good rating 9.7/10
winner by superplex through a table CM Punk
PS its a No DQ match

#5 2 on 1 tag vs 1 handicap match
Ryback vs Curt Hawkins and T-Reks rating 4/10
winner by (renamed tonight formerly Silverback)Shellshock Ryback

#6 Layla, Kaitlyn and Tamina vs Beth Phoenix, Natalya, and Eve Torres
Winner Layla rating 3/10

#7 WWE Championship MITB LAdder match feat the God of all ladders brought to the ring by big show
Big Show vs John Cena vs Miz vs Y2J vs Kane
Winner Ugh -pukes- John Cena
rating 5/10

New stuff
New hardcore weapon God of all ladders 4x the size of any other ladder painted black and gold fatter than 6 ladders combined wide enough for big show Y2J Kane and Miz on 1 side

New Shirt Tyson Kidd

Debut on TV Kaitlyn

New attire Daniel Bryan, Cody Rhodes, Sheamus, AJ

Heel Turn Natalya

New Song Layla

Face Turn Miz

Return Miz, Natalya, Kaitlyn, Tamina

Returning chants Beg! Same Old Shit! Yes No! We Want Tables! Fuck Em up Punk Fuck Em Up! Kidd! Kidd! Kidd! fuck You ziggler Fuck You! Fuck You Vicky Fuck You! Miz is Awesome! We love Miz! Welcome Back Miz! Cena sucks! U Cant Wrestle! Change The Channel!

Whos hot?
CM Punk: Nice title defense u saw vintage Hardcore Straight Edge Punk out there
Daniel Bryan: Bryan may not have won but he was impressive tonite
John  Cena: He won MITB and whopped Show
Kane: Kane Chokeslammed Y2J and Miz when they were on the floor and he was on the top prong
Big Show: Show introduced a new weapon and primarily dominated his match
Tyson Kidd: Kidd Primarily dominated the SD MITB match he even eliminated Tensai
Tensai: Tensai destroyed all but Kidd including the English announce table
Alberto Del Rio Alberto dominated his match
Christian christian almost had the case 7 times he fought good
Layla Layla was impressive tonite
Tyler Reks T Reks dominated Ryback for a while
Darren Young D Young Dominated his match
Hunico Hunico dominated his match
Rtruth Rtruth saved the match
Miz Miz had an AWESOME return
Primo Primo saved his match
Natalya Natalya was the dominating card on her team

Whos Not?
Y2J Jericho continued his PPV job streak
Sheamus sheamus was thrashed out there despite his defense
Dolph Ziggler Ziggler may have won but he only won at the very last second
Sin Cara Sin cara proved my point he no big deal he was crushed never dominated
Santino revealed his weakness a fear of heights
Sandow never dominated
Tamina  not really impressive tonite
Kaitlyn barely fought
Beth was pinned and barely fought
Eve didnt get in the ring
Curt Hawkins was dominated by ryback despite Reks getting pinned
Ryback not his best match
Epico barely did anything all match
Kofi not kofis best night
Camacho barely got in the ring
Titus O'niel barely fought

PARTY and a few reminders

yeah i went night swimming with Taylor, David and Maddy, then Isaiah, Cameron, and Timmy showed up it turned into a state cerified legalized P-A-R-T-Y PARTY!
reminders
August 15th my bday
November 16th Davids Bday

Never say nothing can be that bad

Well I heard that Rebecca Black could not sing and her song Friday is a legal torture in 50 states, i didnt belive them so i listened to it. Next time Ill believe them worst song ever worst singer ever! song rating -52/10 singer rating -1,000,000,000,000/10. Disgusting maybe if someone else sang it it wouldnt be so bad

Jul 13, 2012

King's Dominion review 2/2

Well the rest of the park is way better 9/10. I rode all coasters minus Shockwave and Backlot Stunt. My ride list rankings 1-10 1.Dominater 2. Intimidator 305 3.Volcano the blast Coaster 4.Grizzly 5.Anaconda 6.Hurler 7. Flight of Fear 8.Rebel Yell 9.Shenendoah log 10.White Water
I liked the dominator for a few reasons it was the perfect speed not too fast not too slow but perfect. it was smooth, it was long. my park ranks
1.King's Dominion
2.Busch Gardens
3.Hershey Park
4,Universal
5.Wet N Wild

Jul 8, 2012

Kings Dominion Review 1/2

OK its in 2 parts because im doing 1 half one day the other the next. rating of Water PArk, Service, and Old Virginia section. Wpark 4/10, Service 1/10, Old Virginia 5/10. overall 3/10. I think the service was awful except my Caricature painter, other than her no one spoke english, i went to buy a coke (it was 110 degrees) I said how much she said qua? No u cant have.... The only other good service other than the painter was the guy running the Grizzly he was really friendly, he was social, and he was cool. The Water Park is lucky I didnt give it a big fat ZERO. I was really tempted. The water was HOT (in 110 degree wheater), The Lazy River was worst they made u get out after 1 lap that sucks. It had no pool instead kiddy pools, about 20 tube rides, a lazy river, a wicked water slide (that was the good part and the geyser), and soak areas everywhere. Old Virginia was Old fashioned but it was good, Theres 3 coasters Hurler, Grizzly, and Rebel Yell. Theres also 2 water rides and a cool shop with a mine panning thing. The Grizzly 8.7/10 good for a wood coaster, Rebel Yell 6/10 not nearly long enough but it was decent, Im riding the Hurler tonite or tommorrow then ill review it. The water rides were good possibly better than the water park ones. So far Not impressed and prefer Universal, and Hershey Park. heres standings
1. Universal
2. Hershey Park
3. Busch Gardens
4. King's Dominion
5. Wet N Wild