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Oct 19, 2011

Interview with Sam Cooper

Yeah the mighty interview returns!
Willie:Hi Sam!
Sam: What's up?
W: So you invented the word "operatic?"
S: No, I maintained that it is a word.
W:You were in a group in the 8th grade talent show called "The Caullen Griffith Experience" could you tell us all about it?
S:Yeah sure, it was Caullen Grifith, Cody Woodward, Charlie Stahl, and I. Our 1st show we were supposed to dance while Caullen sings YMCA, but he didn't because he's a fucking pussy!Our 2nd show we played YMCA on CD while we ran around like idiots until the chorus came on and we danced. However, we did throw our hats in the crowd all cool at the end.
W: Which hats did you throw?
S: I wore a crazy hat with horns, Charlie wore a construction hat, and Caullen wore a cowboy hat.
W: I heard rumors about you guys reforming this year is it true?
S: Yes and no, We were going to,but Caullen got social probation. Instead we are reforming next year.
W: What are your feelings on Caullen?
S: I love him to death, but I'm worried about him I don't know where he's going.
W: Any Last remarks?
S: Yeah, Dont fight hug it out!
W:Thank you for allowing me to interview you!
S:No Problem

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